No lengthy sermon. No quips or witty remarks. Just a suggestion. Consider your self-image. Really consider it. If you're unhappy, it's your own damn fault. Self-image is one of the more important things in life you could say. The difference between a guy from Jersey with gelled-up hair and way too much Swagger from Old Spice on and a bulimic sales rep settling for a significant other who is not in their league. Those are both bad examples by the way.
For all of you who are overconfident, think you're better looking, a better dancer, or more talented than you actually are, go jump off of a bridge and take yourself down a peg or two on the way down. For all of you who can't see how wonderful you are, put on your best outfit and go turn some heads. For all of you healthy in-betweeners, go tell arrogant douches to die in a fire and pay compliments to unfortunate souls who don't see their own merit. (By the way, making someone else feel better makes you less of a douche, you arrogant douches)And if all else fails, remember the words of wisdom, passed to me by a good friend, "It doesn't matter what you eat for dinner, so long as you have two fingers for dessert." Thanks Briggles.
I'm out.
-Steve
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